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After seven long years in agony begging like a dog myself. I barked up the correct tree. My family is finally ready for (Da, Da, Da!!!) our FIRRRST PUPPY! And on my B-day too. It’s a miracle, trust me. :-o So I am in a big hurry before someone changes their mind. ;-{: Please help this damsel-in-distress find the puppy of our dreams, and meet this family’s seemly impossible requirements:
1. Must be free.
2. Must be able to procreate (not spaded or neutered.)
3. Needs all vet care provided, with papers. 4. No micro chipping/tattooing.­ 5. Preferably female, but not necessary. Males are also welcome. 6. Tolerant, docile, and easy going breeds only like golden retrievers with the exception of boxers. 7. Preferably, but not necessary, a purebred puppy, or a good bloodline.
8. Excellent with infants/toddlers/chi­ldren and teens.
9. Sheds minimally w/ the exceptions of some breeds.

The family’s wish list, in alphabetical order is: Bolognese, Boxer, Boykin, cavalier king Charles spaniel, Chinese crested, clumber spaniel, cotton de tulear, English toy spaniel, field spaniel, golden retriever, havenese, Italian greyhound, Labrador retriever, lowchen, pharaoh hound, Spinone italiano, xoloitzcuinyli (Mexican hairless) and will keep a open heart for other breeds also. The dog will be like our baby well loved, adored, and very spoiled. Ideally, we will feed the dog an organic diet and will have premium pet insurance with responsible pet care through preventive healthcare and veterinarian maintenance. OUR NEW FAMILY MEMBER. Please and thank you in advance.

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